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goatee tenderloin Popularized by American heroes such as Abraham Lincoln, Walter White, and your dad, this cut is thick and juicy and I’ll spare you the rest. mustache mignon Also known as the “loin of the face,” the buttery blond and brown marbling of the mustache and soul patch combination drips sensuality and sensual daytime TV phrases. side burn brisket (left) Taken from the non-dominant side of my face, this cut of brisket is a more tender and fattier version of its counterpart, Side Burn Brisket Right. side burn brisket (right) Hone your knives! This brisket is pulled from the dominant side of my face’s body, the weight bearing, teeth clenching right cheekbone-jawbone valley.